You know there seems to be very few mornings when i wake up without something blowing up, breaking down,getting bent, or just falling over & breaking.
This mornings head spinner was our new wireless router, abolute top of the line latest & greatest with a surge protector an all.
i get my cup of tea & toast, sit down, get ready to read emails & todays doom & gloom news at Rense.com.
Ahhh bugger no internet, no prob just reboot router.........ok calm , no worries reboot again,
waiting ,waiting, waiting,,,,, The light are flashing so much im about ready to have an epilectic fit.
By now im chocking on my toast, dribbling my tea ,hmmmm maybe im am having a fit ,or conniption or both at the same time.
The dog has scooted under the bed my laptop is covered in a combination of tea ,toast,spit & swearwords.
Ahhhhh ok Alan drop a bex take it easy,,,,,up till now i think i had forgotten to breath, im so pissed off i cant see straight.....calm...calm ,,,,,,,,,,,,FUCKING,,,,,,,,OMMMMM.
At this juncture i should point out its good to meditate, my personal favorite form of meditation is bashing something to death with a blunt object, im always so calm afterwords.
Everything is fixed, cleaned & washed & ready to start another day.....sigh !
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Ha ha ha, Alan I love this blog.
ReplyDeleteYou remind me of someone I know LOL.