WHAT THE FUCK

Decided this arvo i would like to have a slide show on my blog.
Its seems like a simple thing to do, so i go to add a gadget ( slideshow ) easy enough you say. Ok i have to have an account with fliker/google/photobucket/whatever . No prob i already have all these ( i thought )
first off photobucket go to log in & they have decided decided its been too long, so have to start another account no worries ,put my name in, oh oh cant use MY name cos its in use..YEH thats bloody me trying to use it. Send them an email explain my problem, they tell me to use another name wothufuk ???why cant i use mine ? no explanation to that  So i tried Barrack Obama, ha you guessed it, its in use,, funny that eh.
 Sod it I will use flicker or whatever. That go's well untill i start uploading, it gets to 17% and stops. No worries i will try again. Ha trouble is now my browser is frozen. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  stay fucking calm Alan,,,,,, OOMMMMMM.
Reboot confuser have a Bex and a good  liedown. Its bloody hard cleaning spittle off your laptop screen, ok i have had a cry & a cup of tea, start again,,,,,,,Hmmmm lets try picassa login, waiting, waiting, waiting,,,,,,, HOO HOO success im in,,,,, ok stay calm alan find your photos................yeh its all going well uploading uploading, uploading jeeeezzzzz, go & do the washing up, put out the garbage, come back,,, still uploading whatthufuck........decide sod it i will cancel the upload,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the page reloads,,,,bugger me, all the pictures are there.
Okly Dokly back to blogger fill in necessary spaces & go to view blog, whaatttttttthhhuuufuuuckkkk, heaps of images only they are not mine, not even off my confuser ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
So there will be no slideshow for the time being.
PS: did you know if you  bash your laptop keyboard hard enough all the keys jump off & fall on the floor .