Tadpoles & Rain.

Well has'nt today been full of riveting exitement.
Llets see i got up made my breakfast, read my doom & gloom news, wandered around, played with my little helicopter, wandered around. Couldnt play my guitar cos Shabayah was asleep... wandered  round, couldnt find enough water to play with my hovercraft. wandered around.
OOh the rain has stopped, go for a walk around the garden, got wet cos it started raining again Why does it only start raining when im right down the bottom of the garden.?
Went down the shed to fix my lawnmower. I cant believe i have such a big shed, yet right where i was standing there is a hole in the roof which was aimed directly over my bum crack. Its quite an unerving feeling being in the middle a big tin shed & having  an electric welder in one hand & cold water runing down yer crack. So i got wet again. Managed to fix the mower deck, so it was'nt a complete washout.
Went for another walk around outside to check on my frog farm &  got wet. 
I have a giant fishtank filled with rocks & some water & weeds & about 10000000000  tadpoles. Now because of all the rain the tank has started to fill up & i dont want my tadpoles to wash away so decided to drain some water out.
Got the hose put a filter over the end so's i dont loose any tadpoles, started sucking, ..........gark , cough, cough, cough, splutter, splutter.  Im sure i saw one come out of my nose, i guess it was the wrong size filter.
Hmmm i wonder if tadpoles &  pond weed are fit for human consumption ?. glad im not a vegiterian.