Techfuckingnology !

Oww jeez its been a shit day, in spiteof the fact the sun is blazing down through the Chemtrails
First of all my sodding gas soldering iron has decided that it does not need to get hot enough to melt solder, so its fucked. Then my brand new tape measure decided it would jam open at three meters.
And at the moment i have a pile of crap filling up the shed, so when i tried to move a sheet of plywood i bumped my timber shelf  which made it crash to the floor ( & it was full Arghhhhh )
So i though, fuck it cup of tea a bit of herb and a bit of chill time in front of the confuser.
Hmmmm good time to get some pictures off of my phone. This new Samsung galaxy S2 is pretty cool because everything is wireless,& works fine everywhere,
except  on my old desktop.
 The phone froze then the confuser froze, so i threw em out the window into the sun.
Its taken me ages to fix the fucking flyscreen. Now i have a headache & my backs killing me.
You know some days i just fell like setting fire to someone, then punching them in the face.
Wheres my fucking neighbours
I would have uploaded some pics , but im scared to get my phone from the garden in case i smash it  with a hammer or the guy across the road's head.

the parties over

The sun is out the slotcars are packed up. And now its Steampunk time

Raining on me Burfday

Buggery raining on me  burfday.
Hmm i wonder if it was raining on the day i was born ? still its all good im inside, nothing to do today except pack my guitars, amps, toys & Xbox so Chris has a bedroom to sleep in.
Oh yeh & eat drink & be merry.
Sorry Erin i have slipped off the fag wagon for a few days,apart from Graham & Teresa we are completely surrounded by heavy smokers.
Our friends Pete & Nora even had a promise to keep smoking vow at the wedding !
hows that for commitment ?
I cant believe it, i have a luverly nu fone ( Samsung galaxy ) with bloody wireless everything & will connect with every sodding confuser & router in the house except for mine.
If that dont giv ya the tom tits.

King for a day !

Woo hoo  King for a day !
Now no one piss me off or its a BEHEADING !

Ah the joys of bush living. Today i decided it was a good day to pull a small trailer of timber on top of me
But it was all worth it in the end. Now the garden is nice and neat again ( cant tell im a bit anal bout the garden )
Set the scalextric track up in the shed  while Graham & Teresa are up, what a hoot.
Tomorrow its remote control cars & planes
Tomorrow night Sarah Greg & Chris arrive along with the grandkids & Mothers & assorted hangers  on.
So it will be a night of drink music & make merry
Cant Bloody wait!!!

Well im back again after a long vacation from cyberspace.
Got meeself a nu fone, a galaxy whateveritis & its brill, Getting all ready for the big fancy dress  partay on Saturday night @ the Bush Theater. Its gunna be bigger than Ben Hur. Wonderfull live music By Andrea Soler & band, woodfired  pizza, & the xbox hooked up to the movie screen & good friends.
Now thats what a 60th should sound like.

Ah

Ahh.....................fuckit blackout